general knowledge

happy that i got this ;D.

Anyway, some general knowledge from my mother. quite hilarious hahaha :

1. Short/tied hair = smart

logical. but she kept repeating it in the car 213098401 times to my sister.

2. Learn kung fu means you can fly

was watching this tvb drama and in that show was a ninja jumping/leaping as if he was flying, we we're laughing about it and she replied "cause they know kung fu". Thus, learn kung fu and you will fly.

3. Giggling/laughing is immature

"Giggle giggle, so immature". ... Nyehehehehahahahohohoooo

She actually stops us from laughing very very often. So we should cry and be depressed more often.

4. When you are cold, you're hungry.

The place was cold and she was hungry,
she said "oh its so cold, must be because i'm so hungry".
We, "No the place is really cold",
Gessie, "I'm shivering also".

"Then you must be hungry also".

Thus, when you are cold, you are hungry.