I'm planning on getting a pair of baseball gloves and couple of baseballs.
Something about playing catch that makes the little kid in me happy. I practically used to play 'catch' with myself if no one is around... that's if you count throwing something up in the air and catching it again to be 'catch' worthy. I used shuttlecocks, basketballs, tennis balls, ping pong balls, bottles, pens, sticks, rocks... so fun! God I sound like a sad kid. But in all seriousness, who needs video games when you can be outside doing something and breathing fresh air.
Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
So I recently got two new bottles. One insulated and one not.
I like to buy bottles like these, kinda grossed out using normal plastic bottles.
So anyhoo, if you've read my sigg post I tend to get extra caps o_o. So for this one I got an extra cap to make it look more retro, but i still prefer the sigg one. :\
I always wanted a thermos, think its cool. I got the 16oz insulated Klean Kanteen. It claims to be able to keep things hot for 4-6hours and stuff cold
for 24hrs? epic
Tried it out with coke and ice. The ice remained its shape for at least 6-7hrs. crazy!
For hot drink im not too sure, because after an hour it was still pipping hot. I had to open the cap and let it cool off a bit before drinking.
So yeah currently in love with a bottle.
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Team Names
Team names created by other groups.
Spot Beyonce's Babes and Asian Avengers. I found it funneh.
CP is quite funny too. Since everyone picked HD they chose CP (conceded pass) its just 45-49mark lol.
CP is quite funny too. Since everyone picked HD they chose CP (conceded pass) its just 45-49mark lol.
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Wednesday, September 07, 2011
3 Days
So basically i'm supposed to bleed from ma lady parts in 3 days.
Well that's only if it works.
If i don't then i guess im preggers? lol
i'll let you know in 3 days!
The red labeled part is supposed to be taken when you're having your period. Then you slowly spiral till you come back to the start. When you are in the red zone you take the white pills and the other days you take the yellow pills (hormones). So basically i've been taking the yellow pills for 3 weeks now... If it all goes to plan my vajayjay should be unleashing it's wrath on the first or second white pill.
Ain't this gross to read.
oh wellz.
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Monday, September 05, 2011
Chili Shit
Bet we all have chili shitted once in our lives.
It's when you shit and ass burn so bad at the same time.
It's when you shit and ass burn so bad at the same time.
Btw, that's that toilet paper cardboard tube after I finished chili diarrhea shitting.
was lazy to throw it in the bin so I decided to decorate the person still sleeping.
Yesterday I went to Rich Maha, the only authentic mamak place I found here at Melbourne so far. Like seriously the indians are like malaysian indians. lol.
anyhoo, the source of my pain is from Chicken 65.
don't know if any of you heard of it before, coz i haven't,
but you definitely will know it when you taste it.
Deep fried with so much cayenne pepper and dried chili, Nick shat straight away when he came back.
guess the taste is well worth the ass burning sensation. :\ i think.
getting a bit old. don't think my bowels can handle it
anymore.
Yesterday I went to Rich Maha, the only authentic mamak place I found here at Melbourne so far. Like seriously the indians are like malaysian indians. lol.
anyhoo, the source of my pain is from Chicken 65.
don't know if any of you heard of it before, coz i haven't,
but you definitely will know it when you taste it.
Deep fried with so much cayenne pepper and dried chili, Nick shat straight away when he came back.
guess the taste is well worth the ass burning sensation. :\ i think.
getting a bit old. don't think my bowels can handle it
anymore.
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WAY HO
One of my fav's
"come on everybody say way ho!"
"WAY HO!"
"boom boom boom everybody say way ho"
She might not be as popular as Rebecca Black but
she definitely has more likes than her.
If you don't get why the video is funny other than her out of tune singing it's because the lyric is supposed to be "WAY OH" but she pronounces it as "WAY HOEE"
funny shizz.
what's there not to like about her?
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Sunday, September 04, 2011
Friday, September 02, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Cdoms
Since I've already blogged about birth control pills, might as well just blog about this. They're sexy free condoms from the school clinic.
vanilla and cola flavored condoms to be exact. o_o and lubricant to go with. Least they decided to get funky. Last year when I went they were giving out tasteless normal ones. lol
I wasn't the greedy person that took all of these btw. I was there to see the doctor while someone tagged along.
vanilla and cola flavored condoms to be exact. o_o and lubricant to go with. Least they decided to get funky. Last year when I went they were giving out tasteless normal ones. lol
I wasn't the greedy person that took all of these btw. I was there to see the doctor while someone tagged along.
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Monday, August 15, 2011
On the pill
So I got put on birth control pills whether I like it or not.
Surprisingly there were also boys there accompanying their girlfriends I suppose.
Majority were young girls and what I observed were asian girls. loll.
Can't imagine if I were in their shoes being preggers there alone o_o.
Oh yeah, lol the receptionist whispered and asked me if im here because i'm pregnant. I said no.
Like that's not enough she had to call me up again and ask me, are you sure you aren't pregnant? You use protection?
I said pretty sure cause I'm having my period now? lol
Can't imagine if I were in their shoes being preggers there alone o_o.
Oh yeah, lol the receptionist whispered and asked me if im here because i'm pregnant. I said no.
Like that's not enough she had to call me up again and ask me, are you sure you aren't pregnant? You use protection?
I said pretty sure cause I'm having my period now? lol
apparently its so that it stabilizes my hormones.
A plus is that I can play "GOD" in a way. I can control when I like my period to come. o_o
So I guess this applies to me now.
So I guess this applies to me now.
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Saturday, August 13, 2011
Hello
hello again,
Please excuse me for my last post and the whole negative vibe that I've been jiving the past year.
It is safe to say that all's good now.
A sense of balance and stability emerged subsequently when the chaos of last semester slowly dwindled off. It was one of those mini moments in life when you're waiting to bounce back up again or see that little ray of hope once you hit rock bottom. I guess my rock bottom was not evident up till 1 1/2 years later, before that it was always just bottom.
Anyhoo, skool started. yay..no..but yay.
Will try to update my blog on the random crap I go through everyday.
A sense of balance and stability emerged subsequently when the chaos of last semester slowly dwindled off. It was one of those mini moments in life when you're waiting to bounce back up again or see that little ray of hope once you hit rock bottom. I guess my rock bottom was not evident up till 1 1/2 years later, before that it was always just bottom.
Anyhoo, skool started. yay..no..but yay.
Will try to update my blog on the random crap I go through everyday.
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Saturday, July 09, 2011
Peter Gray
Peter Gray is a licensed real estate agent works for Planinsek Property Group.
The unit that I'm renting was listed for sale since end of last year, 8 months and counting it's still for sale. Every week without fail there will be at least one inspection, maximum three. Regardless, after a couple of months it starts to get real annoying to constantly remember when are the inspections, when to wake up and disappear when they come. Like hello? you think my life revolves around you and your inspection time? I pay rent and deserve to use the space whenever and however I like to, you are disturbing me. Understand that.
He usually notifies me through text on inspection dates and times. Rules are that they are supposed to notify tenants 24hrs prior to inspection. So few days ago, I got a text from him at 2:57AM notifying me about an inspection tomorrow at 5:30pm and another on Saturday. Obviously I figured out that it could be a technical problem on his end but because this inspection crap that has been going on for such a looong time I decided to send him an email saying that I got an email from him at such a ridiculous time of the night and that it is not acceptable, I am not happy and hope that it will not reoccur in the future. Hoping that he would apologize and explain that it was due to some technical difficulty he decides to blame me?

Oh shucks, I'm sorry I forgot that unit 409/377 is in another timezone! my bad. I love how he conveys his professionalism through spelling mistakes and improper sentencing. The worse thing you can do in a service based industry is to blame the customer. It is no surprise as to why the unit is not selling, no matter how much I clean and tidy up the place.
I've had another similar experience with this company which was equally as HORRIBLE and EXCRUCIATING as this one by another staff of theirs named Anne Ridolfi. I am not going to play the race card by saying that I am Asian and international therefore they can brush me off like dandruff. I will say that because they think I am a student they can easily get away with it by saying something to scare me off... hmm I suggest you try harder.
Anne Ridolfi is one of the laziest real estate agents I've ever seen. I had problems connecting a phone line to the unit to activate my internet connection. I didn't have access to the room with all the telephone connections and requested her assistance. She shrugged me off saying that she doesn't know what I am saying and that she has no authority.
If you noticed, I sent it to all the staff at Planinsek that had nothing to do with this problem.. but guess what she replied -_-..
I was left with no other option but my property manager Anne Ridolfi. I had to get some sort of evidence to show that all she was doing is making me call them, know that before all of this I have had countless phone calls with her and her reply is always the same that she doesn't know or that she has not responsibility. Like wth?
I told her that I would contact Consumer Affairs if she did not do anything about it and as usual she replied me the Planinsek Property Group style.. she threatened me back..
She said she contacted the Body Corporate several times and have advised her to tell me to call them? What a joke, she is accusing me of lying to her when my previous email stated that the Body Corporate told me that only the property manager nominated or owner can speak to them, they will not assist tenants.
Mad and filled with rage.. but happy that she said that. To my avail, I decided to use it to against her.
I sent Body Corporate an email saying,
They replied Anne, I rejoice
So that's my crappy story.
Oh yea, she replied me so nicely after that.. even started with Dear, Maxie... Lol
The unit that I'm renting was listed for sale since end of last year, 8 months and counting it's still for sale. Every week without fail there will be at least one inspection, maximum three. Regardless, after a couple of months it starts to get real annoying to constantly remember when are the inspections, when to wake up and disappear when they come. Like hello? you think my life revolves around you and your inspection time? I pay rent and deserve to use the space whenever and however I like to, you are disturbing me. Understand that.
He usually notifies me through text on inspection dates and times. Rules are that they are supposed to notify tenants 24hrs prior to inspection. So few days ago, I got a text from him at 2:57AM notifying me about an inspection tomorrow at 5:30pm and another on Saturday. Obviously I figured out that it could be a technical problem on his end but because this inspection crap that has been going on for such a looong time I decided to send him an email saying that I got an email from him at such a ridiculous time of the night and that it is not acceptable, I am not happy and hope that it will not reoccur in the future. Hoping that he would apologize and explain that it was due to some technical difficulty he decides to blame me?

Oh shucks, I'm sorry I forgot that unit 409/377 is in another timezone! my bad. I love how he conveys his professionalism through spelling mistakes and improper sentencing. The worse thing you can do in a service based industry is to blame the customer. It is no surprise as to why the unit is not selling, no matter how much I clean and tidy up the place.
I've had another similar experience with this company which was equally as HORRIBLE and EXCRUCIATING as this one by another staff of theirs named Anne Ridolfi. I am not going to play the race card by saying that I am Asian and international therefore they can brush me off like dandruff. I will say that because they think I am a student they can easily get away with it by saying something to scare me off... hmm I suggest you try harder.
Anne Ridolfi is one of the laziest real estate agents I've ever seen. I had problems connecting a phone line to the unit to activate my internet connection. I didn't have access to the room with all the telephone connections and requested her assistance. She shrugged me off saying that she doesn't know what I am saying and that she has no authority.
If you noticed, I sent it to all the staff at Planinsek that had nothing to do with this problem.. but guess what she replied -_-..
It seems that formality lacks throughout the whole company. I took the number and called the body corporate, I could not even get past the receptionist because I am not the owner. They will not listen to me a tenant, requests like these can only be asked by the property manager that the owner nominated. I told them my problem, they even felt bad for me and said they can't do anything... because I am not the owner. I was so desperate to get past the receptionist and talk to Kate the manager in charge of my apartment that I got one of their staffs number from their site and asked her to pass a message to Kate, it obviously didn't work she got freaked out. hahaha
Mad and filled with rage.. but happy that she said that. To my avail, I decided to use it to against her.
I sent Body Corporate an email saying,
To the Body Corporate(Ross Hunt) of building 377 Burwood Road Hawthorn,
I am requesting to speak to the Body Corp regarding problems that I am having with fixing a phone line to this unit(409). Full details of the problem are outlined in purple below. According to Anne Ridolfi my property manager from Planinsek Property(highlighted in yellow), I am able to speak to someone regarding this. However, I have tried calling Body Corp several times and was told that only the owner or selected representative/agent can only be put through. Please advise on further actions that should be taken.
Maxie Ng
I am not sure that you understand that I have given you a few numbers to call. I have contacted Body Corporate several times and they advised me for you to call them. If you like you can contact consumer affairs I have being going back and forwards with this matter.
They replied Anne, I rejoice
So that's my crappy story.
Oh yea, she replied me so nicely after that.. even started with Dear, Maxie... Lol
Sunday, May 15, 2011
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Wednesday, December 08, 2010
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Wednesday, November 03, 2010
Vomit
the line that's going into the oval shape is supposed to be vomit.
the picture illustrates how you can projectile vomit while kicking the wall at the same time.
*phwa's funny attempt at explaining to me how she vomited.
i was like "... please don't tell me that line is your vomit"
*phwa's funny attempt at explaining to me how she vomited.
i was like "... please don't tell me that line is your vomit"
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